Melbourne, Fl

Small town feel, big town drama

Good mix between redneck, hispanic, and ghetto.

Absolutely nothing to do

Very few intelligent people

Lots of annoying "tweens"

Mall is a waste of space - you can see more people at a graveyard

People drink or do recreational drugs to escape their mundane lives

Melbourne, Fl.....

WHY DO PPL STAY HERE?!

by YouDontKnowMeVeryWell October 16, 2009

mellow handy

to give a male a smooth, mellow, handjob.

my girlfriend gave me a mellow handy under the table during thanksgiving dinner.

by jack bender May 30, 2006

Melbourne Mouth

The melbourne mouth or commonly known as #mm is a facial expression in which one will open their mouth as wide as it can go. This expression is adopted in awkward situations or occurences where it is so awkward that a person will be unable to explain their actions, or defend themselves, and thus can only respond with a melbourne mouth.

"that lachlan is a genuine tosser"

"hes right in front of you mate"

melbourne mouth

by mm:( ) April 13, 2013

Melbourne

A city for people who have interest and love for - Architecture, Art, Literature, Music, Fashion, Food, Theatre, Cinema, Dance, Photography, Gardens and Parks, Politics, Spirituality, Sex with interesting and beautiful people, and Sport.

Fortunately if you don't have any interest in any of these things then it also offers a lively drug culture with a very healthy welfare system, and liberal legal system.

Druggie one - "Dude I'm thinking about moving to Melbourne!"

Druggie two - "Nah man, don't do that! That place is for creative types and intelligent sorts. They're all stylish and shit."

Druggie one - "Yeah but Centrelink take it easy on ya, and its got chilled magistrate courts."

Druggie two - "Oh sweet!"

by M.J.F. June 4, 2010

My mellow

A homeboy, or homegirl that is close to you. A way of greeting a fellow minority in the struggle.

Homeboy#1: Wassup my mellow?
Homeboy#2: Aint nuttin my boy.

by Jerome Sandifer November 13, 2003

melgoza

Melgoza is a mexican family last name from tierras blancas michoacanif you ever get to know a melgoza never let them go they will always be there to hel you

melgozatierras blancas

by Melgoza October 28, 2013

melbourne

A City that is so insecure they feel they need to spend every dying second explaining why they are better than sydney.

Melbourne: We are so much better than you. we have better sport. better night life. better food. better woman.

Sydney: Are you still going on about that? Here's a free tip: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

by Peter Cardakaris August 17, 2007