Jeremyism

It's a cult but we call it a religion...

It's a religion

Random person -

WOAH! that religion looks so cool!

A Jeremy-
Yes that is what we call....

JEREMYISM.

by Pickleypucks September 15, 2020

Jeremy Mayfield

Nascar driver who is unfairly persecuted against by the mafia controlled Racing empire. Doesn't agree with the "entertainment" avenue traveled by the sport, and lives by the "Shut Up and Drive" mantra. Also, loves to take the smart drug adderall to get high, however, this is not the same as smoking methamphetamine. Was banned by Nascar after proving he was right, but not having the same 348957258073458934 billion dollars in revenue (as them) to win his argument.

"Man I got fired today, guess that's what I get for being such a Jeremy Mayfield"

by lickip July 17, 2009

Jeremias

Jeremias has a huge cock and loves to passionately please women. A Jeremias can fuck you until you scream because that’s how great his sexual pleasure is. Be sure to fuck a Jeremias in your life. Some don’t have the chance.

Dude that guy fucked me so good, his name has to be “Jeremias”!!

by Hardcockhaver October 24, 2019

Jered

a person who is known by many and feared by those who don't know him. Which makes him like superman in a way cause you wouldn't wanna fuck with him. You fucking bitch

"Jered where are my fucking car keys"
Jered- I don't fucking know bitch

by Pittsburg pig fighter October 30, 2008

Jeremy

A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".

We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

by Trenton Romulox December 4, 2006

Jeremias

A relatively cool person he tends to care for his friends and family. Jeremias also is a very understanding and loving person but girls tend to hurt him but jeremias is still supportive although in pain

Jeremias is a cool dude

by Draaaakeeee February 8, 2019

Jeremy Piven

Slang for male reproductive organ, obviously referring to Entourage actor Jeremy Piven. As said by Kevin Nealon puts it on the seventh episode of the fourth season of Weeds.

- Do you need sex? It'll help you relax. 'cause I'd be willing to whip out my Jeremy Piven right now and give you what you need. That's how much I care.

by Senhor Aníbal August 27, 2008