instacrazed

Past tense of Instacrazy.

“I spent a lot of years of my life being instacrazed, but after going broke chasing followers, I had to re-think my life goals."

by AlyxD May 22, 2018

Instachub

When a girl posts a hot picture to Instagram bad you become instantly erect.

Daulton: Dude did you see Ashley’s Instagram picture?

Matthew: Oh my god yes it was so hot it gave me an instachub.

by Lover of instachubs May 23, 2018

instaception

When you add your friend's Instagram story to your Instagram story, and your friend adds your Instagram-story-addition to their Instagram story, creating a possible infinite loop of Instagram stories.

Man, this chick's instaception is messing with me--I don't know whose story this is anymore!

by Glitterbugvins January 2, 2019

Insta-alligator

A person who instigates a situation and then proceeds to completely over react to said situation.

Brian: that hat looks stupid on you
Jason: I don’t care what you think
Brian: you don’t care what I think? I thought we were friends! Mother fucker I’m going to blow your house up!
Jason: you are being an insta-alligator

by JRollz5722 March 6, 2019

instabear

When a guy on Instagram is big (preferably with hair) and large muscles

After non stop posting of his shirtless pics, Jerry became an instabear

by Nickels freeman August 27, 2019

Insta-priest

A insta-priest is some one, that is Not qualified to be a pastor because of lack of education, and poor lifestyle, a insta-priest is a man that opens up a Instagram account, and calls himself a pastor, just to Get attention, and this office usually causes more harm to people then Good.

He is not a real pastor, he is a insta-priest.

by Pastor John marco May 11, 2020

Insta-trainer

A trainer whos main focus is to attract as much followers as possible by doing ridiculous exersises which look sexy but do not really work as well as traditional exersises. The main purpose of this trainer is to attract as much followers as possible

"Chads workouts seem so intense and fun, yeah you dont need to do them to get results, chads such an insta-trainer"

by Thedon1994 January 16, 2021