heffer

fat conceited girl, thinks she's all that
- thinks she's the hottest shit around

- Damn, that Bessy baby is such a heffer

-i know man she's so conceited and thinks she's so hot with her sparkly purse and tight jeans

by HereNthere November 1, 2009

Halfers

(1890-1900's) Southern Negro sharecroppers.

Slave to Halfers! Poor people, homey! They suffered n` all much.

by William Warney July 7, 2009

Heffer

The fat steer on Rocko's Modern Life. He is a mama's boy most of the time and he is almost always hungry considering he weighs about 600 pounds.

"Hey Rocko, you got any leftovers?"

by Corb August 29, 2004

Hefferthrusherment

Main Entry: Hefferthrusherment
Pronunciation: 'heff-er-thrush-er-ment'
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin Heffersher
Date: 14th century
1 : upsidedown I 1
2 : often capitalized : Chris is retarded

I love you Chris, but i had to do it.

by Anastasia November 4, 2004

Haffa

To pick up hottie by either flirting and/or making out (but not sleeping with them)

Emily that guy over there is hot af

"Yas girl! You should totally go over there and Haffa"

by UrbanKidz September 21, 2016

Granny Haffing

Indicating the grandmothers afro.
Granny Haffing mean to touch the grandmothers afro
example. Patting

"Dude i just touched your granny's afro"
"That's fat"

by Aaron December 12, 2004

Chode huffer

A person who brown noses, or kisses ass. A suck up or teachers pet.

When Frank, told the teacher that she forgot to give us home work he was just chode huffing. Chode huffer

by Facey Mcfuck October 16, 2008