Haffet 

To eat turtle soups or give crazy ladies turtle soup.
People like this seem to LOVE lots of Kiwi.
Sometimes they may even rever to themselves as "Papi Champi."

Kiwi: hello?
Guy: yea?
Kiwi: oh wow, you're cool.
Guy: hell yea, I'm the champ!
Kiwi: you're such a haffet.

Haffet by hatersrcool January 1, 2010

haffatard 

It's your one friend that makes a mess every time, but is not retarded.

dammit! Jim broke another glass. I swear he's haffatard!

haffatard by jonesberger March 19, 2019

Haffenreffer 

(Hef-en-ref-er)The finest malt liquer in the land. The highest form of bum juice. Called by some Private Stock. Sold strictly in 40oz servings. Can be found at any liquer store that sells such fine products....with the imported taste.

Man....i have no money for the bars tonight, lets get some Haffenreffer.

Haffenreffer by The Boston T-Bag March 11, 2007

Haffenated 

When a Large group of males ejaculate on your face, all while you smile like you have won Tattslotto

“Oh your skin looks nice” “why thank you I have been getting haffenated by the local football team on Tuesday nights”

Haffenated by WhatThe13 August 17, 2019

Haffenwrecker 

A slang term for the 40 oz. beer Haffenreffer. Called so because it fucks you up.

All I need is one Haffenwrecker and I am done, blood!

Haffenwrecker by Nick Po. August 25, 2008

Haffe

A big black man that "stretches" inmates in prison.

Damn bro, you drop that soap and that haffe gonna tear you up

Haffe by PDawggyDawg May 7, 2018

hafftoo 

Verb: A slang spelling of the two words "Have to"

In genral, it used as a way of saying "Of course! Have to"

Person 1:Bro, are you coming out with the boys tonight ?
Person 2: Hafftoo!
Person 1: Sweet! thats us!

hafftoo by Jonahk January 28, 2014