Haffet

To eat turtle soups or give crazy ladies turtle soup.
People like this seem to LOVE lots of Kiwi.
Sometimes they may even rever to themselves as "Papi Champi."

Kiwi: hello?
Guy: yea?
Kiwi: oh wow, you're cool.
Guy: hell yea, I'm the champ!
Kiwi: you're such a haffet.

by hatersrcool January 1, 2010

haffatard

It's your one friend that makes a mess every time, but is not retarded.

dammit! Jim broke another glass. I swear he's haffatard!

by jonesberger March 19, 2019

Haffenreffer

(Hef-en-ref-er)The finest malt liquer in the land. The highest form of bum juice. Called by some Private Stock. Sold strictly in 40oz servings. Can be found at any liquer store that sells such fine products....with the imported taste.

Man....i have no money for the bars tonight, lets get some Haffenreffer.

by The Boston T-Bag March 11, 2007

Haffenated

When a Large group of males ejaculate on your face, all while you smile like you have won Tattslotto

“Oh your skin looks nice” “why thank you I have been getting haffenated by the local football team on Tuesday nights”

by WhatThe13 August 17, 2019

Haffenwrecker

A slang term for the 40 oz. beer Haffenreffer. Called so because it fucks you up.

All I need is one Haffenwrecker and I am done, blood!

by Nick Po. August 25, 2008

Haffe

A big black man that "stretches" inmates in prison.

Damn bro, you drop that soap and that haffe gonna tear you up

by PDawggyDawg May 7, 2018

hafftoo

Verb: A slang spelling of the two words "Have to"

In genral, it used as a way of saying "Of course! Have to"

Person 1:Bro, are you coming out with the boys tonight ?
Person 2: Hafftoo!
Person 1: Sweet! thats us!

by Jonahk January 28, 2014