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Fat Ass Forehead

A fat ass forehead is a forehead so ginormous that one can compare it to your mom’s fat ass.
“Aye, you bloody cunt, you got a fat ass forehead. Fucking squiggly diggly wiggly looking headass”
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5 finger forehead

A forehead that is 5 fingers or more wide. Commonly associated with ugly chicks and losers.

Common trait is a 5 finger wide vagina - USED & LEFT FOR SHIT!

seeks constant approval from everyone for childish and slutty behavior.
Alan: that bitchs forehead is huge!
Chris: thats yana she's fucking messed up, call her 5 finger forehead.
Alan: her boobs are big too
Chris: she wears a pushup - and acts like no one knows
Alan: She has dick breath
Chris: yeah, and she's got an std, bet her coochie is stank as hell.
Alan: damn..so young.
Chris:
by averyEface March 24, 2010
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Widescreen forehead

To have a large forehead width and smaller forehead height.
That new rapper drake is really cute but he kinda has this widescreen forehead thing going on.

Darn my mother for passing this widescreen forehead of hers. I mean it's not very tall it's only 3 inches eyebrow to hairline. But it's like my side burns begin at the back of my head.
by J-Breezey August 24, 2009
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Big forehead

A dude named KSI with a hairstyle that is looking like a mop
JJ has a big forehead
by Nukdox November 22, 2020
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hard forehead

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003
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Captain Forehead

holy fuck thats a giant forehead.You should be called captain forehead because you could land a plane on it.
by mrkic May 25, 2009
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