emotional masturbation

v. 1. Making negative comment about oneself expecting a positive and opposite remark from another;

Jane "I'm fat" Dick "No you aren't"

by Ben Johnson October 4, 2004

Emotional masturbation

Watching extremely sad tv shows or movies, listening to extremely sad music, or thinking terribly sad thoughts to force yourself to cry as a release of built of sadness.

I watched Crash last night and cried for two hours because I had so much shit going on in my life I needed some emotional masturbation.

by Patrick Snipes October 9, 2008

emotionally challenged

it's when emotions make you uncomfortable, and you don't know how to express some emotions.

dammit, I'm so emotionally challenged.
how so?
well, my mom and sister were talking about some stuff and I got really uncomfortable.

by jazzy winchester August 16, 2016

emoticon

An emoticon, sometimes called a smiley, is a sequence of printable characters such as :) or ^_^, that is intended to represent a human facial expression and convey an emotion. Use in internet forums and instant-messaging.

emoticons:

:) smile
:( frown
;) wink
:P or :Þ tongue sticking out: joke, sarcasm or disgusting
8) has sunglasses: looking cool
:O surprised
:S confused
:'( shedding a tear
XD laughing, eyes shut (LOL)
XP Tongue out, eyes shut
^_^ smiley
^.^ see above, but rather than a wide, closed mouth, a small mouth is present
^_~ wink
>_< angry, frustrated
=_= bored
-_- annoyed
-_-' or ^_^' or ^_^;; nervousness, sweatdrop or embarrassed.
¬_¬ or <_< "yeah, right...", looking around suspiciously
;_; crying
o_O Confused
O_O Shocked
O_< Flinch, wink, twiching
._. intimidated, sad, ashamed
$_$ Money Eyes; Thinking about Money
x_x Dead or Knocked Out
9_9 Eye Rolling
*_* Star-Struck
t(-_-t) or ,|,,(-_-),,|, Flipping off
=^_^= blushing, or a cat face
u.u duh, sarcastic "what do you think?" face
\m/>_<\m/ Rockin' out

ect.

by ÐeadRose December 28, 2005

emotional support kpop boy

once you become a kpop stan, you’re assigned a kpop boy to be your emotional support boy. said kpop boy is either your ideal mans or ideal best friend.

kpop stan1: “my emotional support kpop boy is bangchan from stray kids, what about you?”

kpop stan2: “yoongi from bts. i mean-? he’s so soft and squishy he’s always there. and he never leaves…”

by ㅠㅠ… June 26, 2021

Emotional Crutch

A substance, object, or individual providing temporary comfort and support in times of turmoil and duress.

|"Yeah, man. When I've had a hard day at work, Jack Daniels is *totally* my emotional crutch."

by House on a Lake October 24, 2009

EMOTIONAL CHEATING

An Act of Infidelity to gain an advantage over a partner that has formed trust or a commitment with cheater. Mostly going undetected by the uninvolved party and usually accomplished through lies of omission or commission. Typically, whether it is advertant or inadvertant, It can do emotional damage to the partner uninvolved. At times, more than physical cheating because sometimes physical cheating is just about the sexual relationship and not much else. emotional cheating is particularly hurtful because its two parties forming a bond that the uninvolved party don't know about or may have been misrepresented.

Yogi is such a whore, she was emotional cheating on Dee with Charlie, and acted like nothing was wrong because she wasn't fucking Charlie.

by Duke1220 May 25, 2010