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Social Distancing

1. An introverts dream.
2. Staying six feet apart so you don't catch airborne diseases such as COVID-19.
The mayor Pronounced on the town speaker, "We will start social distancing as of tommorow. This means that we need to stay several feet apart to not catch the pandemic, COVID-19
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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Social distancing

Social distancing is when you have to jerk off on your own cell phone while face-timing with your chick because this beer virus is keeping everyone on house arrest.
I was on facebook live last night with my boyfriend when all of a sudden his screen turned all white because he told me he had to do some social distancing with me.
by Bendela Effect March 20, 2020
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short-distance

Communication, relationships, social interaction, etc. that takes place over a usually long-distance medium such as phone or internet but which occurs within earshot. Opposite of long-distance.
Lacey (texting): omgwtf im so board lollll
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.
by wordshark May 21, 2008
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cumshot distance

The length of how far you shoot your cum.
“Carter Krause” dude my cumshot distance was Insane last night. I hit my next door Neighbor Ajani threw my window!
by @twoProfessionalretards July 8, 2020
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Spurt of distance

About 30-45 minutes in Canadian time. Space/time travel is possible.
We'll get it done in a spurt of distance.
by OKfuntimes July 14, 2010
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Social distancing anxiety

The palpable anxiety that come on when I even think of being separated from my fellow humans, even at six feet.
Fearing that my State will lock me in my home for weeks at a time, by myself, gives me social distancing anxiety.
by The Conjurer March 20, 2020
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Social Distancing

What you're supposed to do during a pandemic so you don't fucking die.
Yes, Billy Bob, I understand you have first amendment rights to protest social distancing, but please go back to your trailer because believe it or not no one gives a shit about your rights when people are literally dying.
by zonii April 27, 2020
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