Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.
Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
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A calendar that feels like a 30-hour day, a 10-day week, or a 40-day month—when an awful lot of unappreciative employees who are “privileged” to work from home complain that every day is like a 19-hour workday hell.
The 2020 calendar would likely be remembered as the “corona calendar” for almost 8 billion people, who were home-jailed for weeks, when the world tried to contain the pandemic crisis.
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"to have cleaned something, to have made something clean by the action of cleaning".
You see where she's going with this.
"to have cleaned something, to have made something clean by the action of cleaning".
You see where she's going with this.
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Person 1: Did you hear about the budget for calendar year 2016?
Person 2: No! That shit is boring as fuck.
Person 2: No! That shit is boring as fuck.
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Can be justified in conversation by shrugging shoulders and saying "YOLO."
Can be justified in conversation by shrugging shoulders and saying "YOLO."
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