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An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.
Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?
by Jeremy March 31, 2005
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An event during which the maximum capacity of a residence is pushed to the limit, potentially causing a fire hazard
Girl: Wanna come to my family's christmas party?
Friend: Will it be like last year when the decorations caught on fire and the firemen yelled at your parents for having so many people in the house?
Girl: Probably
Friend: Then hellz yeah, I'll be there!!!!
by handal is my handle December 05, 2010
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A place where you have an excuse to steal presents from others and indulge yourself with sweets. There is a 25% decrease in getting laid at a Christmas party than a regular party.
Joe: "How'd the Christmas party go?'
KALLEN: "I stole everyone's presents, I ate a shit ton of shit, and I got laid!"
Joe: "How do you get laid at those parties?"
by Venobi December 04, 2014
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