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The clappening

When one plays as capitao (clapitao) in siege and claps all these niggas
Oh no he is playing as clapitao he is gonna clap all of their cheeks also known as the clappening
by The clappers September 25, 2018
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clapback

A dumb-assed replacement phrase for the word-phrase "comeback", which, in normal people English, means "retort".
It makes no sense since "clap" is a word that doesn't represent anything having to do with the meaning of the intention behind the phrase, and meaning something completely different.
In fact, you could replace the verb aspect of this word-phrase with almost any verb, such as:

Fartback
Pushback
Suckback
Blowback
Pickleback
Sayback

and the dumb-assedness of the phrase stays the same, since the focus isn't on it's etymology, but the intention of meaning that the speaker has. The reason that this is dumb is because words mean things and, now, we're arriving at a place where any word can mean anything. This, of course, will inevitably lead to the world simply "barking" at each other like dogs would since, in the future, all we'll need to do is make noises at each other to get our points across since no specific word holds any intrinsic meaning anymore.
Steve: "I was watching YouTube videos and I hear them continue using the word "Clapback", but I can't understand what they mean. The meaning just sounds like "comeback" to me."

Andy: "Yep. You're right Steve. That's pretty much all it means."

Steve: "But we already had a word to describe that. Why would people want to make up another one?"

Andy: "To quote the band The Refreshments' song 'Banditos', "Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people."
by My Diction is Reckless December 6, 2017
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one hand clapping

The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand closing quickly.
The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?
by fred ressler August 20, 2007
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booty clapper

when a female manages to make her ass clap in a glorious way
twerking but not exactly more like booty clapper
by wsnoop86 January 27, 2014
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clapping cheeks

This is another word for sex because it is the noise that is made when a girl or guy is taken from behind. The clapping noise that is made when the cheeks clap against each other or the lover often have a significant and arousing effect. Clapping cheeks usually refers to a woman with a thick juicy butt. but can also be for a man or a skinny person.
Guy 1: did you see Amy's mum
Guy 2: yea man *makes clapping sound with hand*
Guy 1: ah you clapping cheeks tonight?
Guy 2: yea ill bend her right over the table where her husband just had dinner.
by Bradly69 March 18, 2020
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Clappaz

An ass of Goddess quality. Absolute ambrosia level ass, off the international 'Bootyscale'.
"Look At Them Clappaz On That Joint!"
by K!DSl!M™ November 23, 2009
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Clapped

Keith: Ay wat the f*ck is dat walkin down da street???

Brandon: LOL I dont know but shorty clapped !
by e-blockcrazy October 19, 2008
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