croomfiationship

Twitter slang; a combination of croomf and situationship to mean a mutual crush (cr-) between two mutuals (-oomf) that results in an undefined, low-stakes, and intense romantic relationship.

Person A: Ugh, I keep seeing my ex-croomfiationship on the tl and accidentally liked one of their retweets. I thought I soft-blocked them.
Person B: Honestly, I'd deactivate if I were you.

by ilovemybfpedropascal January 22, 2024

choofty

Any object/item/individual; strong, powerful and surprisingly large in its nature.

Joe just caught a 2 metre salmon “that’s a Choofty salmon”

by Taylormade1 July 9, 2024

Coomf

An incredibly comfortable vagina. Relaxed enough to welcome a phallus of any size, while still giving it a loving hug.

“I was worried I was gonna have to bore her out, but her coomf was a perfect fit!”

by Tater Jay February 20, 2025

cooomf

noun; A comfy vagina. Generally used to describe a sexual partner's vagina rather than the state of one's own vagina.

That girl I hooked up with had a real cooomf.

by AddictedBlanston February 22, 2025

Choofy Ping

A common PUBG occurrence. Basically a term used to describe a team mate with absolute dog shit decision making when it comes to locations to pull up and fight from. Generally these areas turn out to be already swimming with enemies and results in instant death. Also this team mate is a horrible driver. Banned choofy.

Another choofy ping and we are dead ffs that’s 3 games in a row.

Fucking choofy ping again

by Dirtydeezy86 March 10, 2025

Choofping

An absolute dogshit ping in pubg for a location to stop. Usually results in a full squad wipe within seconds. Banned

Nice choofping you wanker
Here we go with the choofping again

Banned for the choofping

by Dirtydeezy86 April 1, 2025

coomfie

Someone who is your oomf and also allows you to coom inside her/him.

I love to coom inside my oomfie. She's my coomfie!

by TheSoftCoomfie April 23, 2025