Bare Bowling

The act of lifting up the toilet seat, resting your bottom directly on the outer ring of the bowl and dumping.

Cliff: Hey Ronnie! You doing okay in there?
Ronnie: Of course I am. Got a great poo flow going. Probably because I'm bare bowling.

Roger: Hey Don. Do you have he answer to question number 2 about Ben Franklins dumping style?
Don: Yeah, he was a bare bowler.

by CornChipSammy March 20, 2015

Platform Bowling

The process of going to any (usually London) train station and rolling small change as far as you can down the platform without the coin falling into the track, while simultaneously avoiding other commuters.

E.g. "yo me and will wasted so much cash platform bowling on the way home last night"

by TheRealRomeo January 7, 2017

King Booling

The act of booling max level boss status. Being the Alpha within the social circle in which you bool with. To have no cap boolin restrictions on life. To be treated like a King by your Boo Queen in your realm or territory.

Everyone knows who is the best because they see him King Booling that all can attest.

by Hamrix July 22, 2019

Milk Bowling Balls

A term used to describe the perfect set of juicy, wonderful, big, luscious breasts that do not only make your penis rock hard, but also fills your heart with warm pleasure, you get feelings about making the lady as happy as you can for the rest of her life, and you straight up enter a state of mindfulness.

"Bruh those were the greatest set of boobs I have ever seen on a woman. Those things were straight up milk bowling balls."

by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021

bowling scale

a way of determining how far someone has gone sexually; like the bases, but more specific.
gutterball=kiss
7-10 split=feeling up
spare=hand job/fingering
strike=oral sex
turkey=69
slytherin=sex

Tom: hey so i turkey-ed with a girl the other night
Bob: that's nice on the new bowling scale, i know what you mean

by slytherin=dirty July 27, 2010

Finger Bowling

-verb

To stick your thumb in your man's ass while your middle and ring fingers fondle his balls.

"I can't get my nails did, I'm going finger bowling."

by emm aka bella April 17, 2010

bowling for soup

A super super cool band, all there albums are exellent and people who dont like em should be .... *thinks*....shouted at alot, lol

Bowling for soup are the greatest band ever!

by Jonny September 4, 2003