Acorn

A is for acorn
B is for bunch of acorns
C is for copious amounts of acorns

D is for dont fucking touch my acorns
E is for every acorn
F is for fuck you those are my acorns now
G is for get away from my acorns
H is for here have an acorn
J is for joking give me back my acorn
K is Kill anyone who takes my acorns
L is for let this joke die
M is for more acorns
N is for no more acorn jokes
O is for OMG stop with the acorns
P is for please let me die! Oh god is this hell!
Q is for Quit. I should have done that long ago.
R is for Really! Again!!!
S is for Seriously leave my acorns alone.
T is for Thanks, and this had been my ted talk.

Boy came up, and acorned the alphabet.

"What did we learn in class today?"

Kids - "acorn"

by UnknownCrazyCat December 1, 2021

acorn head

when you use a booty as a cup to drink out of

dude... you drank gatorade out of a acorn head??

by rrrrrrrrrbonsquito February 20, 2022

acorn yammer

someone who looks like they yam acorns for a living

izzy is an acorn yammer

by 420xoxoxox February 28, 2022

AcornTreee

A shitty YouTube's content creator. He records call of duty mobile therefore gay. He has no subscribers and he still tries.

AcornTreee is shit

by Ksjnkxji June 14, 2022

Alconada Implosion

When a particular individual from Florida with a strange dental impression sucks a man cock so hard the suckee implodes, or collapses, into his own now shriveled testicles.

I heard the State Police found a shriveled nutsack along route 87 Friday night. Seemed to be a classic case of an Alconada Implosion.

by Shovelmonkey May 5, 2022

altornative

Cutting wif scissors and/or carefully separating sheet-portions along perforations, so as to avoid ripping da material in ragged-edged pieces.

Making fussy little snips or careful tugs rather than simply yankin' a sheet of paper or cloth in two may indeed be a neater and more-accurate altornative, but many folks lack da patience and/or hand-movement precision for dat crap.

by QuacksO March 1, 2023

acorn on a bean bag

When an individual has an extremely small and short penis but a large saggy ball sac

My buddy Julien has an acorn on a bean bag

by Gingleshcmecker May 30, 2023