aol

An ISP ruled by a "remote host" that kicks you off roughly every hour. The message boards are 95% ignorance, and the built-in AIM interface is STILL worst than AIM. At least the browser is beter than IE.

I am still paying $20 a month for 56K AOL.

by Chow September 20, 2003

aol

worst internet provider- EVER, despite cool icons n such..
also see.. ISP,crap, waste of space

AOL sucks.
AOL is crap.
AOL is too slow

by Mei Xian May 01, 2003

aol

a haven for newbies whose vocabulary weapon of choice is lol!!!!11 and pedophiles. Hates cable modems with a passion because they see their phone bill kickbacks going down the drain.

Child molestors and kiddie porn collectors use AOL 'cause they don't know any better.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

aol

AOL = America Online

the slowest internet crap ever.

AOL sucks.

by Hello July 11, 2003

aol

AOL (short for Anonymous Online Losers) is an internet service providor (ISP) for people who can't handle the real internet and want everything easy and served to them on a friggin platter. Morons.

Chat Room Scenario
Person 1: I have AOL and omfg it's the best!!!1
Person 2: Go to hell, n00b.
Person 3: *dies of laughing at the AOL shithead*

by Blizzleair July 15, 2003

aol

someone who attends highschool online

did u go out with aol last night?
no he had finals on yahoo.

by lizzie December 18, 2004

aol

What I used to have until I discovered something else. It's also very annoying and very sturbon at times..ahem actually all the time. It takes like 10 minutes to load once you use it 5 months non-stop. Infact, after my expirence on aol..i think I'd rather eat brussel sprouts. Better than going over the whole payment phase.

Example not meant to be funny =P and that guy is a monotone

AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure!
( 5 and half months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure...
(5 and half months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure..it's...
(5 months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Yeah. No problem..
(2 months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: OH MY GOD! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE *BRINGS OUT A GUN AND TURNS IT ON HER-SELF..ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A LOUD BANG*
AOL PERSON: Eeeer...Ma'am
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sorry I just had to kill AOL
(Assistant called Alyson O. Lincoln lies motionless on the floor)

by I-REALLYHateAOL November 19, 2007