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Derogatory term for someone either incapable of performing a simple action or requiring excessive guidance to perform such a task.

This is generally a worse insult than Newbie or it's derivatives as Newbies are expected to gain experience and improve whilst AOL Users are expected to stay stupid.

Stupid people are not required to actually use America Online to qualify as an AOL User.
Bloody AOL User had the USB lean in the Ethernet Socket
by Adam Adamant May 11, 2005
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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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Term for totally inept and helpless person, incapable of learning or even trying to figure something out on their own. They fear change. AOL users can be spotted placing orders over the phone because they're incapable of figuring out how to do it themselves online, or writing checks in the grocery store - but not pulling out their checkbook until they get they get the total and then take forever to write the check, then balance their checkbook right there in line while everyone waits. They're also know for asking ridiculously stupid questions that they could have easily figured out for themselves with minimal effort, eating up way more of your time than necessary, and not having necessary info handy when making transactions.
"Man, that AOL User kept me on the phone for 20 minutes placing a $6 order!" "That AOL User put me on hold while they went and measured their walls before placing their order, then placed me on hold again while they searched for their credit card."
by imcrushingyourhead April 27, 2017
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Absolute dregs of the Internet. I have been to thousands and thousands of websites and I have NEVER seen a creature more detestable than an AOL user.
AOL users should be fed to a bunch of alligators - feet first to prolong their suffering.
by Mr. Blond April 30, 2008
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Amateurs On-Line; a person considered contemptibly inept at using the internet. The only peeps who use this ISP just don't know any better. The same people who use MS OS. I don't feel for the F'cks. If you're too dumb to know, then keep on keeping on
Never take computer advive from an AOL user.
by yokevin December 31, 2005
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