Albert leonard middle school

Gay ass school full of white little brats. Isaac is way fucking better that those hoes. They think they are ‘the shit’ because their mpmma got moneyy

albert leonard middle school is gay

by Chikennuggets4life December 10, 2018

BBC Alba

The shitey wee channel that shows the Scottish lower league football matches, but in a fucking pointless language

Do you want to watch the Ayr United game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Dundee game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Falkirk game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Hamilton Academical game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Livingston game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Greebock Morton game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Partick Thistle game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Queen of the South game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Raith Rovers game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Ross County game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Challenge Cup Final? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic

by AIDS panther July 12, 2011

The Protocols of the Alberts of Zion

The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.

Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.

by ohiso.com October 13, 2006

album

This word originates from an poorly made video by 'Sam & Kate' in which a person is decapitated when an oversized CD (not a record) is thrown at him Frisbee style.

Verb: to maim/kill someone with an unconventional weopon or through stupid activity.

Adjective: Dangerous, pointless, and requiring massive mental instability.

Verb: "I albummed him good with a bannana."

Adjective: "That guy is so album! He wants to take over the world with a soup spoon!"

by Fox May 17, 2005

Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta

In a sexual situation. When one partner passes a fart from his or her butt to the target's vagina, then seals it up. Like a hot air Balloon, for which the southwestern US town's fiesta is famous.

Last night Alan gave me an Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta. I've been queefing roadwarrior style all morning.

by Maddie Queefer May 5, 2009

albanian pumphandle

Having someone complete the act of masturbation in conjunction with fellatio by place one hand one the penis, and sucking one's thumb by placing the opposite arm through the space created. the accompanying individual pulling up and down on the forearm, clutching the penis, thus creating a simultaneous masturbatory and fellatious effect

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by yuyup the eblivarator January 1, 2012

albion michigan

60% of people living in Albion are drug users. There are no schools open in Albion, K-12 go to Marshall Public Schools. There is still an Albion college.

Albion Michigan is a poor community with small houses, many drug dealers live here.

by Michiganian June 16, 2017