Scram

Scrambling out anything related to being broke and or struggling.

“Damn Kory yo ass scram 😭🙏🏽”

by Arpoligist April 4, 2025

Scrambledjizzletron

An unholy fusion of chaos and kink where one or more participants get twisted, flipped, and drenched in so much bodily fluid that it feels less like sex and more like a sci-fi ritual. Involves at least one unexpected object, a safe word that gets ignored, and ends with someone yelling, “Did we just time travel?!”

“Bro… she pulled out the strap, the Nutella, and a Bluetooth speaker playing Gregorian moans—next thing I know we’re mid-scrambledjizzletron and my soul’s in another tax bracket.”

by Jackatharippa April 5, 2025

Schumm

A family that has been inbred over decades. Most inbred Schumm’s came to America in 1837. A schumm classifies itself as a German but is from Jewish descent. A person of Schumm descent is very easy to spot out by them being very skinny and extremely large noses. Most Schumm’s built nazi concentration camps around WWII.

Gross you’re family is Schumm’s!!

by Kingmando June 15, 2025

Schumoring

The act of stealing someone's joke and replicating extremely poorly.

Joe was caught schumoring at the bar. He was thrown out immediately.

by thisismeID July 20, 2025

Schum

To shit, shower, and cum. The perfect male reset

Friend: “Hey I’m coming to pick you up in 15 minutes”
You: “hang on I have to schum real quick and then I’ll be out”

by Gjejdjd August 9, 2025

Scram Shyt

Another word for a 'thot', means that the person in question is around romantically with a lot of people

Kiesha sum scram shyt, she be fuckin wit hella dudes

by dont bite me bro August 9, 2025

Schumer Syndrome

When one of your boys thinks they’re a comedic genius, but really a lame ass cornball. Just like Amy Schumer.

“We got a floater”
“So funny , gang u need to test for Schumer Syndrome”

by Ahhhh12345 November 17, 2025