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Definitions by Jackatharippa

Scrambledjizzletron 

An unholy fusion of chaos and kink where one or more participants get twisted, flipped, and drenched in so much bodily fluid that it feels less like sex and more like a sci-fi ritual. Involves at least one unexpected object, a safe word that gets ignored, and ends with someone yelling, “Did we just time travel?!”
“Bro… she pulled out the strap, the Nutella, and a Bluetooth speaker playing Gregorian moans—next thing I know we’re mid-scrambledjizzletron and my soul’s in another tax bracket.”