shoot one's cookies 

(variants: toss or lose may replace shoot, breakfast, lunch, dinner, or supper may replace cookies)

to vomit

I'm so sick, I feel like I might shoot my cookies.

shoot one's cookies by Light Joker April 15, 2005

Shoot Me Straight 

Shoot someone so much they get turned gay

Person 1: Damn it Tom, Shoot me damn it!
Person 2: Oh yeah i will
Person 1: Shoot Me Straight

Shoot Me Straight by mysterado May 20, 2019

Pooter Scooter 

The action of rubbing a mans penis between a womans legs while she kicks one leg, like shes on a scooter.

Also known as: "Putting Mayonnaise on The Hot Dog" or "The Banana Rubber"

OOOOHHHHHH POOTER SCOOTER!!!!

Ryan: "Your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter"
Everyone: "Gross"

Pooter Scooter by DickBurns May 6, 2014

Smoothie 

A slick, cunning and careful person.

His brother Jacob was a "smoothie." a slick and cautious man who would today read and ponder the stock reports, ever figuring a profit for himself. - Ottawa Citizen, 30 April 1932

Smoothie by Athalanda April 29, 2013

shoot the ghost 

Failing to appear at a scheduled event or previously arranged meeting. To consciously avoid an agreed upon meeting.

1. "I was supposed to meet X at the club last night but he shot the ghost on me."

2. "I am counting on you dude, don't shoot the ghost on me"

shoot the ghost by theperfectstorm August 26, 2004

Scooter 

Devrived from "boot scooter."

A 'Scooter' is somebody who wears thick tan jackets, cowboy hats, cowboy boots, ...... yet does not work on a farm or ranch. They often sport a male camel toe and chew copenhaagen.

A common stereotype in small town high schools.

Person 1: Did you see those Scooters at taco night? They were drinking a coors on their tail gate and blairing Sweet Home Alabama

Person 2: Yup, they are Scooters alright

Scooter by Lease42 October 25, 2010

shoot the deputy

Ejaculating onto your (or someone else's) feces.

"I was having a wank on the shitter, i got up, turned around to shoot the deputy, and your mom walked in!"

shoot the deputy by Boogas January 15, 2008