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Man Clarinet

The Bass Clarinet and anything lower (and, arguably, the Alto Clarinet as well).

Like the clarinet, only manlier. This is due to its increased size, deep tone, and being roughly shaped like a battleaxe.

Tonally similar the soprano (standard) clarinet, but better. Looks like a saxophone but is not, as any bass (man) clarinetist will tell you.

As the name implies, mostly (but not exclusively) played by men. Men generally play the man clarinet because it is infinitely superior to the soprano clarinet and the normal clarinet section is typically filled with women.
I played the clarinet in middle school but I now play the man clarinet.

The man clarinets sit with the bassoons and typically get shitty parts. This is a travesty.

The man clarinetists laughed at the boys who played regular clarinets.
Man Clarinet by superbran December 27, 2010
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When two men hug one another and don't want to seem "gay" or "homo", they smack or clap each other on the back a couple of times to seem manly. It is manly because men hit, and if they are hugging, at least they are still hitting each other and being men.

Different from "bro hug", in that the bro hug originates from a handshake, whereas the man clap comes from a simple embrace.
I gave my buddy a Man Clap when he flew in from Florida, because I didn't want people thinking we were gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Man Clap by don_corleone321 June 12, 2011
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Man-MadeBrigade 

A semi famous youtuber. The origin of the name is from the word Man Maid. This youtuber is also know as MMB.
Wow, I'm subscriber to Man-MadeBrigade!

Man of the People 

A bruv who falsely identifies the wants and needs of others as an excuse to satisfy his own selfish needs.
Yo, Eric says he’s a Man of the People, but he really just wants to get pizza on the company dime.
Man of the People by Tamsters September 21, 2019

man lunch 

The kind of lunch your dad might send you to school with, as opposed to a woman lunch that your mother makes. Man lunches, unfortunately, are paltry, awkward and poorly planned compared to their feminine counterparts. Scientists say this is because men's brains are missing a part that gives woman certain culinary sensibilities.

The quintessential man lunch is water, which contrary to popular belief, is not a food, crackers, a cheese sandwich and a banana, which are each, respectively, crushed by the water. Man lunches also sometimes have milk in a resealable container, which becomes lukewarm within minutes of being taken from the fridge and leaves a film of foul residue on the container that will never be completely washed out.

Man lunches are usually invoked in arguments about gay marriage.
Gay marriage threatens our communities, our families, and indeed our way of life. What child wants a man lunch?
-Pat Robertson
man lunch by supaDISC December 10, 2005

Man United

A team followed mostly people out side of England who know nothing about soccer and cannot name any other soccer team.
Manchester is a brand not a team, Owned by an American, AITE!!!!
Manchester United supporter; Man United 4 live.
Arsenal Supporter; Dude, Man United kinda sounds like a gay night club.

Manchester United supporter, go's home, not knowing what to think.
Man United by Hrvati Vojnik March 8, 2007
To feel the need to cry, however being a man you only let one tear fall down your cheek.
Guy 1: Dude did you see Bruce Willis' Man Cry at the end of Armageddon?

Guy 2: Hell Yeah! It was awesome.
Man Cry by Just another man. February 15, 2010