Pocket Blimp

When you have a boner so big that you can see it through a guys pants from like 20 yards away.

“Holy shit! Did you see Josh’s pocket blimp?!”

by BonierRope February 15, 2020

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Simp Blimp

a blimp full of simps

All aboard the simp blimp

by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020

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limp blimp

donald trump in bed

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.

by burbman1969 November 21, 2020

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Golden Blum

The act of sucking through the hole of a freshly pierced ear of ones niece, before jewelry can be placed in the ear. Must be done at a mall. Can only be done if one does not actually have a niece.

These Saltines taste like a Golden Blum.

by Pseudonym Brian February 15, 2021

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cum-blimp

kuhm-blimp n. a used condom which has been inflated to blimp like proportions and tied off, allowing it to float with the crew (semen) able to move around freely inside.

1. If you fill a cum-blimp with hydrogen and take a lighter to it, you can redefine "blowing your load."
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.

by VainDadMelt May 20, 2021

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