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(verb) the act of taking a female out on a date for the sole purpose of getting laid.

Larry Stevens: Yoo! I just took Mona Lisa out on a date and totally got laid.
Jerry: Dude, you totally Blumberged her!

Blumberg by chyuuuuurp January 5, 2011

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Zach Blumberg

A freak of nature who never learns from his mistakes. Also pertaining to a rebellious half Jew.

Wow he is such a Zach Blumberg

I wish our son wasn't a Zach Blumberg

Zach Blumberg by StoneTheBone June 18, 2016

Mollie Blumberg

Slut, whore, Prostitute, Dumbass, has herpes and AIDS- and fuckin genital worts.

She has fucked every guy I KNOW.
Fucking nappy hoe

Mollie Blumberg by BusManBen February 6, 2005

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Amethyst Blumberg

When you have a baby without knowing you were pregnant in a business bathroom

Did you hear about that lady that had a amethyst blumberg at the Burger King last week?

Amethyst Blumberg by BP RN January 30, 2026

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william evan blumberg

Sexy as fuck

you look like william evan blumberg

william evan blumberg by RaNDOM DUDES !#$%^ February 23, 2017

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blumberfucked

Getting really drunk to the point where vomiting and blackouts are expected.

Ryan: Yo, let's go get blumberfucked tonight!

blumberfucked by nova46 September 10, 2009

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Blomberg gangbang

A gangbang where the woman getting it is a BBW and from mid west, usually from Wisconsin. This woman usually prefers getting fucked in the ass than in her vagina.

Man 1: Dude, I was in a blomberg gangbang last night
Man 2: Who's the chick?
Man 1: That BBW Leah from Milwaukee that I was sexting. She only wanted to do anal.
Man 2: Lol Leah Blomberg gangbang has a nice ring to it!

Blomberg gangbang by Sam Mill December 30, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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