turtle

the little shits that pollute the water and eat the straws. people then say its our fault cause we made the straws but its actually the turtle's fault they just need to get smart and stop being mean to the poor straws

yo i just force fed a turtle a straw

by minecraft_virgin69 August 06, 2020

get paid, get laid, drink gatorade

the ideal lifestyle

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by minecraft_virgin69 August 06, 2020

white-boned shit head

A glass ass white boy who thinks he better than everyone else

jesus that kid in year 8 is such a white-boned shit head

by minecraft_virgin69 August 06, 2020

train rape

a certain type of rape that takes place on trains. Popular in japan and sometimes in hentai

just nutted to some train rape hentai

by minecraft_virgin69 August 06, 2020

Simp Blimp

a blimp full of simps

All aboard the simp blimp

by minecraft_virgin69 August 06, 2020

curb-stomp

A type of stomp where you put someones head on the curb and jump on em

holy shit that toddler just got curb-stomped.

by minecraft_virgin69 August 06, 2020

cataclysmic error

when a computer has a spaz and shits itself so hard that it breaks

cataclysmic errors are annoying

by minecraft_virgin69 August 06, 2020