elevator doesn't go to the top floor 

this person is not very smart

If he brought a book form another library to this library his elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

elevator doesn't go to the top floor by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2009

ZZ Top 

a kick ass rock band that i listen to every day, NOT to be confused with all of the rest of the southern/mid western garbage crap

ZZ top is the shit!

ZZ Top by Anonymous October 23, 2003

choc top 

When having anal sex with a homosexual partner,
having shit on the knob of you penis after withdrawing.

Man, you just gave me a choc top

choc top by Define Man April 23, 2006

muffin top 

The abdominal spillover that results from a husky woman wearing a too-tight pair of low-cut pants.

Sweet Jesus! Look at the muffin top on that deuce.

muffin top by Fueled By Chalupas September 13, 2005

#1 on top eight

The number 1 person of a "top 8" on a persons myspace site. myspace allows a standard of 8 people from a persons friends list to be displayed on their page.

(pathetic people conversation)
person 1 "omg, i just checked ur myspace. i need to be #1 on top eight!"
person 2 "i'll put u on my top 8 if u put me on yours!"

#1 on top eight by DirtPrincess May 23, 2006

Carrot Top 

1. A person with red hair. See Also: red head

2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried

Oh crap, is Carrot Top on television AGAIN!?!

Carrot Top by sixgunsamurai August 21, 2003

muffin top 

The roll of fat that hangs over the top of too-tight, low rise jeans.

When looked at from behind, from the waist down she looked like a muffin top.

muffin top by Pork chop April 12, 2006