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Abercrombie 

A store just like American Eagle and Hollister struggling to advance to the level of Ralph Lauren. Abercrombie pales in comparison to Ralph Lauren Polo- the former has single handedly cheapened the value of the word "prep." Today mindless jackasses wear Abercrombie and pop thier collars. To all the pseudo-preps out there-- Do you attend an elite prep school? Also, do you even know how to sail? No and no, I presume. Stop popping your collar unless you've earned the right. I'll send you a postcard from the Harvard freshmen dorms next fall after my internship at Smith and Barney. I might even say hello as you rotate my tires in a couple years. You pseudo-preps embody sheer inaity. Is that a polo pony on your golf shirt? No. It's a shitty moose on a dilapidated piece of fabric. Good luck at your fourth tier university studies.
Auto Mechanic: Have you seen that new shirt from Abercrombie?
Me: Shut the hell up and change my oil.

Abercrombie is for failures.
Abercrombie by Bennet September 19, 2005
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abercrombie bitch 

Men who consistently dress better then their girl friends and make it a point to buy all their clothes from abercrombie. Extra douche status is reached when he always reminds her how much better he looks then her.
Hey man look at that hot chick and her abercrombie bitch, I bet she hates having such a bitch as a boy friend.
abercrombie bitch by Luda76 May 16, 2010

abercrombie and fitch 

AnF is just a another brand another store at the mall. it is associated to certain groups of people like preps or rich blonds but guess what a lot of people that are actually truly rich don't wear abercombie and fitch.

everybody that wears anf are not necessarily stupid or assholes. i am hispanic i wear preppy clothes like abercrombie and fitch or American eagle outfitters and i do very good at school. i'm not going to lie those are my favorite brands but what? its my own money and i prefer clothes over games or anything else. you shouldn't care at all wether i wear anf or pac sun or whatever because i am free to spend my money wherever i want. i have skater friends a lot to be exact. i have a lot of gangster friends too. actually i have a lot more gangster friends than preps. i respect what people wear as long as they respect me. please stop stereotyping yeah i know i just did but what i dont do it in a negative way there are stereotypes everywhere in my school the most common ones are goths gangsters emos preps skaters and some other i cant name.

please stop trying to make people wear what you want them to wear i think is stupid to buy such expensive clothes but what can i say? i love to see the abercrombie and fitch tags in my clothes i just guess i am so superficial but i dont care i am nice to people they are nice to me and i try to make this a better world.
"gangsta 1" look at that white slut over there
"gangsta 2" yeah what a prep wearing gay abercrombie and fitch clothes"
"gangsta 3" and look at her boyfriend all preppy so stupid with those nasty clothes
"gangsta 1" lets go to aj wright i heard there are really nice south pole polos for only 10 bucks

ambergaskins 

Ambergaskins in a viral infection, most commonly spread through contact with the urine of an infected individual. The disease can also be spread through sexual intercourse. The infected will be affected by the following symptoms:

-Instant regret
-Depression
-Lightheaded
-Night sweats
-Chills
-Fever
-Muscular pain
-Diarrhea
-Inability to maintain an erection
-Uncontrollable, and frequent bowl movements
-Bloating

If infected it's best to isolate yourself from human contact for at least 72 hours, because no one will ever forgive you for passing on the Ambergaskins to them. Most of the time, the disease will have subsided and you will not experience anymore side effects, unless of course you are reunited with the Ambergaskins once more.

However, there are certain individuals who will become permanent carriers of the Ambergaskins virus. Prolonged sexual contact (i.e. longer than one year) with someone who suffers from Ambergaskins can make you permanently infected, subjecting yourself to endless ridicule, and regret for the rest of your life.
You: Hmm, the bed is all wet again. Was that from your water bottle?
Her: Noo...
You: Sweet jesus fuck, you pissed the bed! I'm going to get the Ambergaskins!
ambergaskins by Puma89 March 11, 2008

Abercrombie & Fitch 

Abercrombie cargos & cargo shorts are awesome. Superb quality, very comfy & great looking pants/shorts. Great to wear anywhere. Awesome to get wet in & wear swimming - especially the cargo shorts. Cargos look great with a athletic jersey, tshirt or polo shirt. A classic all American look.
I wear Abercrombie & Fitch cargos & cargo shorts with athletic jerseys & polos all the time.

I go swimming in my A&F cargo shorts all the time - I love the way these shorts look and feel when they are soaking wet !

abercrombie and fitch 

The best store they have a great variety of clothes the new looks and whats hot right now and everybody that bashes it is bogus and full of shit because this store rocks and i cant wait to model for them
Dude where you get that girl
I got her at A&F when i was buying these pants
Man I wish I could have a hot babe from A&F
Sorry shes mine

Amberfaise

A sort of half smirk with a raise of the eyebrows.
Somebody said something awkward and I made an Amberfaise.
Amberfaise by TheMiest October 30, 2011