A store just like American Eagle and Hollister struggling to advance to the level of Ralph Lauren. Abercrombie pales in comparison to Ralph Lauren Polo- the former has single handedly cheapened the value of the word "prep." Today mindless jackasses wear Abercrombie and pop thier collars. To all the pseudo-preps out there-- Do you attend an elite prep school? Also, do you even know how to sail? No and no, I presume. Stop popping your collar unless you've earned the right. I'll send you a postcard from the Harvard freshmen dorms next fall after my internship at Smith and Barney. I might even say hello as you rotate my tires in a couple years. You pseudo-preps embody sheer inaity. Is that a polo pony on your golf shirt? No. It's a shitty moose on a dilapidated piece of fabric. Good luck at your fourth tier university studies.
Auto Mechanic: Have you seen that new shirt from Abercrombie?
Me: Shut the hell up and change my oil.
Abercrombie is for failures.
Me: Shut the hell up and change my oil.
Abercrombie is for failures.
by Bennet August 29, 2005
by Bennet June 16, 2021