WET CARGO BOY's definitions

abercrombie

Abercrombie & Fitch is the BEST ! I love their clothes. I wear A&F all the time - especially their cargos, cargo shorts, tuggers, jerseys & polo shirts. The A&F quality is superb - the A&F look is awesome.

The Abercrombie guys are so nice looking too !! HOT !!

I also love to get WET in my A&F cargos, cargo shorts & athletic jerseys - in the shower, tub, hot-tub & swimming pools. I love the A&F " wetlook " !

A&F is # 1

Abercrombie cargos & cargo shorts are of the best quality - awesome looking - dry & wet !!

by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

Abercrombie & Fitch

Abercrombie cargos & cargo shorts are awesome. Superb quality, very comfy & great looking pants/shorts. Great to wear anywhere. Awesome to get wet in & wear swimming - especially the cargo shorts. Cargos look great with a athletic jersey, tshirt or polo shirt. A classic all American look.

I wear Abercrombie & Fitch cargos & cargo shorts with athletic jerseys & polos all the time.

I go swimming in my A&F cargo shorts all the time - I love the way these shorts look and feel when they are soaking wet !

by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

red neck

Usually a white male with limited education - someone who is generally intolerant of other people who differ and/or disagree with his thinking & outlook. These folks tend to look at the world in black & white terms - there are no shades of gray, or room for flexibility.

These folks live all over the country with the heaviest concentration in the southeast & midwest.

Some characteristics of " red necks "

1. White male
2. Drinks lots of beer
3. Wears Wrangler jeans
4. Wears tshirts,sweatshirts that are usually too small
5. Usually has a beer gut from drinking lots of beer
6. Lives on junk food, lots of beef, fried chicken
7. Nascar fan
8. Outdoor hobbies/activities - fishing, hunting
9. Drives a pickup truck
10. Hates Liberals, Gays, Minorities
11. Does not read much except cheap magazines
12. Often treats women like 2nd class citizens
13. Strict with his kids - often will use physical force to discipline his kids
14. Usually not open to reasoning & negotiation
15. Supported & Voted for George W. Bush

George W. Bush is a classic example of a red neck - just look at his redneck " my way or the highway " FAILED approach to government.

by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

A&F

A&F = Abercrombie & Fitch. A&F is an awesome retailer that has targeted the college age crowd with their awesome clothes. A&F offers high quality, somewhat expensive, casual clothes for guys & gals who want to wear classic, yet hip clothes. A&F is one of the leading style trendsetters on college campuses nationwide.

A&F employees tend to be very young attractive guys & gals who model the A&F look very very well.

A&F cargo shorts, tuggers, cargo pants, jeans, jerseys & polos have become the standard "uniform" for most guys on the college campus - these clothes look great on the college guys ! Abercrombie & Fitch is among the most popular retailer on any college campus.

by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

fartface

Fartface is someone that whose face looks so much like their ass, the wind doesn't know which way to go !

The douche bag's fartface looks so bad that when she farts, you think that its coming from her face, not her ass.

by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

bloviate

Bloviating = a long winded pompous discourse from someone trying to make a point. A bloviator is someone who cannot express themselves in a pithy concise manner.

Most politicans are guilty of bloviating - as they tend to be pompous windbags. Listening to a politican bloviate over the issues tends to become very boring - thus turning off most voters.

by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

popinjay

Popinjay = a person who loves to talk - often about themselves - in a vain, conceited & egostical manner.

Most politicans are popinjays - as the tend to talk endlessly, usually about themselves, about their proported accomplishments - usually in a vain conceited context.

by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006