Alley Squat

The act of defecting outside in a non-descript place such as an alley, a parking garage, behind a building or dumpster. While an everyday occurrence for the bums and homeless, an alley squat may be required by the refined and more sophisticated classes due to urgency and inability to make it to a proper facility.
Don’t take that back road as a shortcut. There are way to many alley squats back there. It’s stinks of hot, urine and shit.

After a long night of bar hopping, Carl had no choice but to alley squat on the way back to his car and drop a massive beer shit.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
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Count for squat

Idiom. To be worthless; not worth anything at all.

Derived from the informal use of the word 'squat' BrE skwɒt NAmE skwɑ t as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat' 'dɪdlɪˌskwɒt (also doodly-squat 'dudliˌskwɑt) : nothing, anything at all, not anything.

Note: "diddly" and "squat" each are used in NAmE as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat'.
1-Actions speak louder than words; words alone count for squat.

2- "He is sending you flowers in hopes of improving your opinion of him"
"It doesn't count for squat. He is still the same person."
by A Student of English July 14, 2018
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squat house

Imma go use the squat house right quick.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
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Squat Meat

A fat, ripe turd. The kind you leave in the bowl and don’t flush.
Every stall in the shitter was full of squat meat.

I just dropped squat meat. Go check it out.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Squat Kick

A Russian Slav dance, commonly used by white people. The name squat kick became used as a name when Fortnite introduced the dance as an in game emote.
Dylan is going to squat kick in front of Wilko.
by Sal Volcano April 23, 2019
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bum squat

The process of emptying one's bowels like an inhabitant of the streets would...best done in alleyways and on Sixth and Spring...
Dude, on the way home from the bar, I had to bust a bum squat.
by BS Fatonovich July 14, 2006
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squat nazi

a person or group of squaters who are very selective on who they allow to live in the squat
a squat nazi might not allow some one who uses drugs to stay at their squat or they might not allow someone with differant politics to stay at their squat .
by NLR718 June 05, 2006
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