assrapist

Andrew Lee
Located at Tullamoor Inn

Andy: "I am going to ass rape you!"
Andy's grandma: "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Andy: "oh too late"

by DavioGrimmy July 10, 2004

asswipe

1. A slang, vulgar term referring to toilet paper.

I can't take a crap without using some asswipe.

by star8706 February 1, 2003

asswipe

undeserving of anal consideration

smelly like toilet paper

pejorative of anal uncleanliness

i can believe what an asswipe that guy is

u asswipe..clean up ur act!!!

by nanza63 November 11, 2010

Asswipe

Another word for toilet paper, pronounced As-weep-eh.

John (talking on the phone): Hang on a second there, bill, I have to use a asswipe.

by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009

assrape

Probably the best channel on efnet you will ever go to.

i just got kicked and banned from #assrape on efnet, all i did was call the op a lesbian.

by Gabriel Crowe October 7, 2003

asswipe

Shit residue.

After brushing one's anal region with absorbant paper tissue, the semi-liquid matter that appears to form a brush or perhaps a feather-like pattern. It is quickly examined, rated and disposed.

by vince February 26, 2004

heavy-duty asswipe

Something gave a big stink shit out of its asshole...
Regular asswipe cannot wipe it all...
Time for heavy-duty asswipe.

gay phone: Hi!

iphone: Hello

gay phone: Nobody ever texted me since two days ago... what the hell going on now?

iphone: Is your phone broken?

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: O.O

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: jeez...

gay phone: OMG I got 36 messages in my gay phone!

iphone: GET IPHONE. Your phone is heavy-duty asswiped.

by kakashiru August 5, 2010