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Assnipple 

A fairly simple matter of a nipple on someone's asscheek.
Look at those assnipples!
Assnipple by Arfalarf January 28, 2004
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assnipple 

A slightly swolen hemmorhoid protucing from the anal crack. Raw and red, it resembles a nipple protruding from the butt crack.
Solomon had a hard time pushing his hot dog stand down main street because each step produced uncomfortable friction from his jean pants to his assnipple.
assnipple by Barden Winstead June 28, 2006

AssNipple 

When the world gets too creative with half-assed names, you just think of a simple one.
Sam: Username= Ass
This username is taken
Sam: Umm... Username = AssNipple
This username is accepted
Sam: :)
AssNipple by PaTheHead July 6, 2014

asspples 

The smell of ass and freshly picked apples.
Dude, I just walked out of a room that smelled like asspples.
asspples by tpwhite49 May 27, 2011

king assripper 

AKA Hairyngross, the lord of all gluttony.

King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.

King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."

Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.

assripper 

Omg Melody, that was an assripper! Better check your drawers XD
assripper by xxmikeoxhugexx August 1, 2022

assripper 

This fat bitch let an assripper go in walmart the other day, I about died when i heard it XD
assripper by xxmikeoxhugexx September 2, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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