Apple 

A Stupid Ass company

Fuck Apple , Samsung Rules!

Apple by GoobaGoobaDued November 12, 2019

apple 

when 2 guys go in the bedrooom and pull down their pants and stare at both of their steamy balls and cocks for exactly five minutes and 2 seconds then they go in 69 position and suck eachother

silly: lets do the apple
bobby: oh yes daddyyyyyy lets go

apple by Thebigdaddyclapper November 3, 2022

apple 

1. Fruit; grown mostly in Washington.
2. Dying computer company that boasts the best hardware around, but cannot compete with the versatility and cost-effectiveness of PCs

1. Are those Apples ripe?
2. God, I wish Apple would just lay down and die already.

apple by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Apple 

Why the fuck are you looking up this definition?

Guy 1: The apple is a fruit.

Apple by ALivingTree15 May 7, 2017

apple 

when used properly you make a hole on the side of the apple and then make a small indention in the top. the top is where you put the "weed" it acts like a bowl when to cheap to buy a pipe. and then you light the weed and put your mouth on the hole, and then suck(:
hahahahaha

tara: mmmmm i love me some apples!(:
pickle: no duh! doesn't everyone!:D

apple by jingles McPuffpuff May 16, 2008

apple 

An assist in hockey

Crosby had a silky apple to Malkin the other day, over one stick, and through anothers legs.

apple by bignovs January 11, 2010

apple 

individual that is of great importance and impact within anothers life. shortended from "apple of my eye" .

i love my apple

apple by EinsteinWorm August 30, 2010