by Mrs.Butterfly/ June 9, 2022
The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.
Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!
by Jollyer February 26, 2023
Guinness - A great beer according to the strait community, slang term amoung homesexuals for sperm.
Pint O' Guinness - Term used by homesexuals for guzzling sperm.
Pint O' Guinness - Term used by homesexuals for guzzling sperm.
by Aberaham Lasternal October 29, 2004
by Dead_Eric October 11, 2007
by Tomw3465 February 13, 2022
did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.
by 420coolgirl69 November 24, 2019
The walking style adopted by middle aged British males when walking to the pub. Usually with one hand pocketed and the other swaying.
by English words June 3, 2023