Gas Pedal

When a man is lying on his back, and you grab his legs in the air and step down onto his balls. Often done as a wrestling tactic, or as a method of ballbusting. It is possible two men sitting opposite each other could gas pedal each other at the same time, asserting dominance over the others testicles.

Tristan: That chick gas pedaled me last night bro

Ryan: Wtf does that mean?
Tristan: She grabbed my feet and kicked her foot into my balls bro

Ryan: WTF

by Bust More Balls November 28, 2022

pedotastic

Great in the eyes of the pedophile

Brian thought it was pedotastic that the girls were 6 or 7

by DoYouHearWhatIHear February 26, 2015

pedland

A game where you identify a sexual predator and prevent an attack. To win, threat must be eliminated

Damn, that was a good game of pedland this afternoon. Sick fuck had to learn.

by Bill Schwinn July 31, 2015

Pedonecrophilia

The love or need to have sex with dead children.

Did you here what Jimmy did to his sister that got hit by a truck? It was Pedonecrophilia!

by BumbleBean :D June 8, 2016

pedocock

Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.

Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...

I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.

by MarlboroPozPig May 18, 2018

Pedo Joe

The depressing end result of creepy obsessive hatred against Donald Trump.

Cuck with Pronouns in Bio: We need Four More Years of Pedo Joe!!
Reasonable Person: You sure? Didn't that senile idiot wreck our economy, open our border to the cartels, leave our people to die in Afghanistan, and let Russia invade Ukraine?
Cuck with Pronouns in Bio: Yeah maybe I guess. But that's still not as bad as all those mean tweets from Orange Man.

by HonestyKing May 26, 2023

pedometer

A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.

"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."

by va1erio December 14, 2008