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Jobro

An act of a specific form of masturbation. It consists of a person laying on his (sometimes her) back and having his legs in the air, simultaneously defecating onto his own chest and/or face while masturbating and ejaculating into his own mouth. A difficult and largely unknown form of auto-erotica, the Jobro was first invented by the middle Jonas Brother, Joe Jonas.
"Oh dude, Joe Jonas invented a new way of masturbating, the Jobro, it's sick."

"Man, I was doing the Jobro last night, while my roommate Travis walked in on me, now he wants a different room."

"My boyfriend likes to Jobro, but I just can't see the romance in feces."
by Norki 21 February 1, 2010
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Jobelicker

N. A person who metaphorically / physically licks the asses of others for personal gain, without regard to others.

Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples
Brent, turn your fucking collar down or get that fucking polo off, and get back to work, you goddamn little jobelicker you!

Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!

You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!
by Dr. Cornwalice February 25, 2008
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Jobler

...and so I learned, the man scooping up my dog's shit was a jobler.
by ToriSpellslot December 21, 2010
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Jibrel

Jibrel ,or Jibril, is a muslim name for Gabriel. Jibrel is someone who is annoying but cute. He tense to be a playboy. If he is in school, He will be a class clown or the school Joker. But girls still adore him even he is not that fucking hot. To sum up , Jibrel is a guy who is hot , funny but fucking annoying
Is this useful, Jibrel
by Anonymous someone September 12, 2017
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Jabreel

Smart, Sexy, Funny, And got a gigantic penis

Also is very athletic and bags trannies/grannies
Random:Jabreel did you fuck my granny?
Jabreel: Yes i did
by Jabreel July 11, 2019
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JoBro

When you have a fourgy with the Jonas brothers.
Dude, I'd totally let the Jonas Brothers JoBro me. I wanna get JoBroed!
by Indiana Jamie June 28, 2010
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Jobey

A wise but playful person, one who definitely gets bored easily, loves to talk, but is only Social to an extent around unfamiliar folks. Has a lot of dark secrets but will never reveal them unless his life was on the line or could find it necessary. Could be one with gaming.
“Jobey is a generally good guy, I don’t see a problem with him really.”
by The Forgiving One In A Way January 22, 2018
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