Jobre

A word that has become popular in UMKC after an arab kid was convinced that he was using a legitimate Punjabi word.

For definition, look up curry

Example:

Indian Student: Hello Sammy!

Sammy: Jobre?

Indian Student: Matter Chode!

by John Jobre May 30, 2009

jopression

Being depressed because of your job or events relating to your job.

Everything in Jeff's life was great, but he had trouble focusing on his life as he was so consumed by his job caused depression. Jeff had jopression and it was making him suicidal. No matter how good or bad things were in his life outside of work, he was consumed by the feelings of hopelessness his job gave him. If left untreated it would destroy all the good things in his life and lead to full blown depression.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

Nut Jobber

when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack

I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool

by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021

Jobro

A term used to describe a friend of the protagonist in the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Person 1: Speedwagon best JoBro!
Person 2: No way, Kakyoin is the best Jobro.

by dodobedrock August 19, 2018

Jobelle

she is a girl full of love. easy to forgive but hard to forget. a short tempered but a loyal one. being with her makes your life happy and contented.

Jobelle is a name of a girl

by quiros June 7, 2021

jobrocest

Derived from the nickname for the Jonas brothers (jobro), and incest.

the act of one or more of the Jonas Brothers sexually touching/speaking to each other either consciously or subconsciously

When Joe held Nick's head incredibly close it was a complete Jobrocest moment.

by mariaimmortal March 2, 2009

jobelyn

Jobelyn is a God fearing woman, faithful, a happy go lucky girl, very sweet and hard to find, that name has many gifts and talents. Funniest and sometimes the great pretender. She might look like snobbery but trust me

but her heart is full of love and selfless.

Job e lyn; that Girl Faithful she is Jobelyn

by Silentwriter🎤 June 7, 2021