a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).
by w2454 October 17, 2008
Get the crumplet mug.Crumpet is the "polite way" of saying the word Cunt. Usually not heard within civilized conversation.
Therefor the word crumpet is heavily used by middle and upper class society members, especially with the younger generations. The word crumpet can easily be heard in schools around the western suburbs of Sydney, were lads are prevalent and the word cunt is used by those dirty lads.
Therefor the word crumpet is heavily used by middle and upper class society members, especially with the younger generations. The word crumpet can easily be heard in schools around the western suburbs of Sydney, were lads are prevalent and the word cunt is used by those dirty lads.
1) lad: oi cunt come 'ere!
Alex to friend: that lad is such a crumpet
2) alex to keiran: Lauren likes her crumpet dripping with honey
keiran to alex: that's why I'm a bee keeper!
Alex to friend: that lad is such a crumpet
2) alex to keiran: Lauren likes her crumpet dripping with honey
keiran to alex: that's why I'm a bee keeper!
by Therealman445 June 28, 2010
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by diseased quail June 14, 2011
Get the buttered crumpet mug.A noun which is a similie for the term 'pussy' thus meaning the female gentalia. Or, to be blunt, the vagina. Its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the vagina. It can be used both factually and in slang.
"Her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns."
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"
by KiwiGarlic123 September 12, 2014
Get the Crumpet mug.When playing Halo 2 on Xbox Live, is to kill two people at the same time, resulting in a Double Kill. When achieving this, you yell Double Crumpet to further enhance the embarassment you inflicted upon them.
(When playing Halo 2 Online)
Halo 2 Game: Double Kill
Nick: Double Crumpet, KSI losers!
KSI Losers: Damn, we suck!
Halo 2 Game: Double Kill
Nick: Double Crumpet, KSI losers!
KSI Losers: Damn, we suck!
by Hoyl3 July 20, 2008
Get the Double Crumpet mug.Chi Chi: Dude, i had Mary Ann's monkey crumpet yesterday.
Zeke: Oh yea howd that taste
Chi Chi: It was like licking the bottom of the ocean.
Zeke: MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm fishy.
Zeke: Oh yea howd that taste
Chi Chi: It was like licking the bottom of the ocean.
Zeke: MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm fishy.
by ZekeOfNature April 17, 2011
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