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factually by cra6ckk September 4, 2020

factually 

fart + actually = factually its just like a math equation

to actually fart
Mom I am factually farting right now!

factually correct 

A completely and utterly accurate statement which is above dispute or debate. Usage pioneered by ESPN fantasy analysts Matthew Berry and Nate Ravitz.
Ricky Nolasco had a 9.5 K/9 ratio in 2009. That is factually correct.

factually late 

When the use of a 'fun fact' backfires, as the receiver of said fun fact considers the information to be common knowledge. A play on the phrase 'fashionably late.'
Girl: "My boyfriend always falls asleep after sex, it's so annoying!"
Girl 2: "You know, there's a chemical reaction in mens' brains that causes them to be sleepy after an orgasm? Fun fact!"
Girl: "...Yeah, you're factually late, I've heard that about a million times. It doesn't change that it's annoying."

Actually Factually 

To prove to someone that some actually is indeed factually. Helps get the point across
Like, actually factually I'm smarter than you sooo yeah.

that's actually fucked up 

THE main phrase used by Norman “Nick”. He usually uses this line when he feels like something really fucked up was conspired against him. This is a common way that Norman “Nick” voices his displeasure.
*the avetards broke into Norman “Nick”’s room and brought his PS4 downstairs so they could play in the living room*
Norman “Nick”: “Yo did y’all steal my PS4 and bring it downstairs?”
Noah: “Um, possibly”
Norman “Nick”: “Dude, you know that's actually fucked up, right?”
Norman “Nick”: “Yo Henry, that's actually fucked up right?”