A bagel that has been toasted and dunked in a very wet vagina.
Chi Chi: Dude, i had Mary Ann's monkey crumpet yesterday.

Zeke: Oh yea howd that taste

Chi Chi: It was like licking the bottom of the ocean.

Zeke: MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm fishy.
by ZekeOfNature March 31, 2011
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