1 definition by KiwiGarlic123
A noun which is a similie for the term 'pussy' thus meaning the female gentalia. Or, to be blunt, the vagina. Its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the vagina. It can be used both factually and in slang.
"Her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns."
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"
by KiwiGarlic123 September 12, 2014