Best Buy

Jordan's bitch.

Employee: Whos your bitch?

Jordan: Best Buy.

by Pseudonymfoodonym April 26, 2010

buying a skull

To have friend with benefits come over under the pretense of buying a taxidermy skull, but servicing a need or desire instead.

"Yeah, that was just a friend of mine who came over and was 'buying a skull'!"

by Cunninglinguist22 December 26, 2021

Buy accident

When you accidentally hit "add to cart" more than once. Then go ahead and buy two instead of one!

I only realised I'd bought 2 in a buy accident after I'd paypal'd.

Ebay ad: selling surplus after buy accident purchase.

by Davidch999 September 20, 2012

Ultra-Buys

The cheapest, most dirt-tasting cigarettes one can buy in the New Orleans area. Usually run for around $2-3 a pack, and the championed smoke of gutter punks.

After several hours of panhandling, Maggie was only able to scrounge up enough money for a 40 oz. and some Ultra-Buys

by FluffyTheSkaKid October 11, 2009

Cover Buy

When a person is embarrassed or does not want to be seen buying something in public, so they buy one or more things to cover up that purchase.

"Dude, why do you have this car magazine and teen life?"
"It was my cover buy when I bought this month's issue of hustler.."

"Why did you get new shampoo and a razor? The old ones are fine!" "I had to buy another 30-pack of extra large tampons so I used it as my cover buy.."

by Ghost-faced thriller June 4, 2009

best buy

best buy is a sexuality where someone will refuse to date a super straight,

(some know as best BI)

Person 1: you’re kinda cute wanna go out?
Person 2: whats your sexuality?
Person 1: Super straight.
Person 2: sorry im bi but im also best buy so i dont date super straights

Person 1: FU-

by xobabyomi March 13, 2021

Buying Banana

Buying banana's is european slang for paying for a male prostitute, usually referring to male on male.

I went to the red light district and bought some banana. Buying banana is my favorite

by IchLiebstYou December 4, 2016