lax is life

“lax is life” is a term commonly used by lacrosse players to show how much they love lax. sometimes used sarcastically, but deep down it’s really true for all of us out there who play lacrosse.

“what are you doing today”
“i have lacrosse practice”
“again?”
“yeah man lax is life”

by bay.my.bae December 11, 2017

Is this real life?

Or is it fantasy? Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality

Guy 1: Is this real life?
Guy 2: Or is this fantasy?

Guy 1: Caught in a landslide

Guy 2: No escape from reality
Guy 3: What the fuck is happening here?

by Flare! April 03, 2020

Life waster

Someone who completely consumes another persons life for years until that other person is old run down and broken with nothing to show for all the years of studying and hard working.

Dick is a real life waster letch, just look at what he did to Betty’s life!

by Hagithaa May 11, 2019

Firsthand In Life

That bullshit joke that CameronCorder attempted on the arsehole race. Cameron knew it was wank but needed filler before all of the record based puns.

Did you hear that Firsthand In Life comment? I bet the creator is mortified

by CameronCorder September 24, 2021

Life hole

The opening to which allows for growth of a new human being. The vagina, if you will.

Frank - "Did you get that girl's number last night?"

Thad - "Oh, you betcha, friend. I introduced my magic stick to her life hole."

by Dangerdansby May 05, 2014

back to life

(verb) to restore to life.

- regain life, consciousness, or strength.

- give new strength or energy to.

- to be restored to best, optimal condition (used in Barbering to describe the results of getting an exceptional quality haircut) 💇🏻 ♂️

- bring new vigor to.

(Adj.) revived, maintained. Resurrected

I finally got my haircut. My barber did a great job. He brought me back to life.

by Alpha 1 May 10, 2020

Life and limb

Everything.

Steven Seagal sacrifices life and limb to save his comrades.

by D. Y. Vetz July 02, 2019