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Jizzie Rascal 

used to descripe the act of jizzing in a random tent (usually at festivals) then fleeing the scene
guy1: "i was trying to sleep last night when some guy poked his penis through my tent door and jizzed, before i could react hed gone"
guy2: "oh looks like uve bin jizzie rascaled mate, unlucky"
Jizzie Rascal by Clamii October 18, 2008
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Jizzterine Coctail 

The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.
Dude i think my dick of a brother gave me a jizzterine coctail.
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Jizznature 

The time honored tradition of signing your name with your finger, using the jizz you just shot on your partners
body.
Eddie just left his jizznature on Sparkle's flat and glistening stomach.
Jizznature by CLRS86 September 1, 2013

Jizzle Jog 

A jizzle jog is when you go for a jog and you accidentally put on you skeet socks. Also known as a squidward sprint.
Ty: Hey man, I just went on a jizzle jog.
William: Man you used my socks!!!
Jizzle Jog by Typhoon419 July 25, 2016

Jizzraffe 

The act of a man masturbating until climax and then penetrating a vagina as he climaxes. The meaning of the name is a homage to giraffes who ejaculated as they thrust durint attempted penetration.
Friend: Did you guys fuck?
Me: Nah Viv was too tired so she told me to Jizzraffe her.
Friend: what a bawz move!
Me: Hell yeah Brother!
Jizzraffe by bawzzy December 3, 2020

dizzy jizzy 

The act if masturbating and then blowing one's load while spinning in circles as to utilize centripetal force, thus maximizing the projectile range of said load.
My roommate was out of town so I covered his room with spooge by doing a dizzy jizzy
dizzy jizzy by jeffwards617 December 10, 2009

Fizzy Jizzer

Term used when during oral sex the member giving a blow job puts pop rocks into their mouth and proceeds to give head giving the receiver an exploding burst of pleasure.
Wendy's throat was sore after giving me a Fizzy Jizzer.
Fizzy Jizzer by Royalwolf January 19, 2011