A balless mike 

A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn't have the balls to stand up to 'it'. A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar.

Damn, it look like that balless mike can't go to the game again, he has to sand his wife's feet.

Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.

He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.

A balless mike by Sass sha J May 25, 2010

Frozen Mike 

When a male, named MIKE, eats enough fiber to order to solidfy and pass an excrement larger than two and three fourths of an inch in diameter and a minimum of seven inches in length. Then this excrement must be frozen to a temperture gelow freezing at its core. Once this state is achieved, it must be inserted rectal to become a frozen mike.

i.e.
"Man, that frozen mike I gave my girl last was not five inhes!!!"
"You know fiber really helped my man's frozen mike!!!"

Frozen Mike by Smokey The DOG October 21, 2008

a mike

A white guy with a out of control curly fro.

I saw this guy the other day- his hair was out of control! he was such a mike.

a mike by Lola January 1, 2004

cold mike

when an individual defacates into a condom. Then the individual places the condom in the freezer. When the fecal matter inside the condom is frozen, the individual then uses the shit/condom combo as an anal dildo of sorts.

Troy sure enjoyed that cold mike he made today.

cold mike by I.P. Daily February 2, 2006

Pulling a Mike 

Verb: to pull a mike
Definition: To create an imaginary Girlfriend and try to convince all of your friends she is real for an extended amount of time, but will ultimately fail in keeping the truth hidden.

Justin has to be Pulling a Mike, There is no way he met some girl in North Dakota when he lives in Florida!

Pulling a Mike by GrudgeHumper January 10, 2009

Oscar Mike 

A word used by badass people like Sgt. Foley (voice by the even more badass Keith frickin' David) that means "On the Move"

"Bravo Two here, we are Oscar Mike"

Oscar Mike by Natetodamax March 7, 2010

hot mike 

A Hot Mike is when an anus is pressed against a vagina while the anus expels diarrhea.

Jenni wanted me to give her a Hot Mike, but I'm not into feces and sex.

hot mike by Brownson Pincheau January 7, 2005