Dick n a box 

a priceless gift to give your girl on any occasion.
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box

dude: i need a gift for my girl
Friend: just pull the dick n a box she will love it.

Dick n a box by Leonidis June 21, 2008

Dick choke

When a person is giving a blow job and the man gets either too thrusty or is very large and the receiving party chokes.

Girl 1: Hey, Girl did you see that bulge in his pants?
Girl 2: Yes! He for sure would cause a dick choke.

or

Girl 1: That girl is such a drag and talks way too much
Girl 2: She needs a good dick choke, that would shut her up!

Dick choke by flterbi69 June 5, 2012

Dick Cheney 

A man who has no heart and failing eye sight. Someone who has no idea what hunter safety is. A man who excuses everything George Bush does, no matter how evil or stupid.

Dick Cheney is either another Bush bootlicker or one of the powers behind the throne.

Dick Cheney by jesster79 February 18, 2006

dick fell out 

1) one's dick falls out of the fly in one's boxers
2) to make a stupid mistake
3) an excuse

Wow Jimmy, you really missed that shot bad. -Sorry guys, my dick fell out on that one.

Shit! I added instead of subtracted. My dick fell out on that problem.

dick fell out by Matt Kimmons May 10, 2006

dick fiddler 

A woman who leads a man on into believing he's going to get some pussy, when really he hasn't a chance. Grown to popularity over words like tease because of the terminology "she played your dick like a fiddle"

Man, my best friend has gotten messed up with another one of those dick fiddlin' bitches...THOSE DAMN DICK FIDDLERS-She left him high and dry.

dick fiddler by bigpoppa20 May 23, 2006

dick slit 

The slit (sometimes just a hole) where a male's bodily fluids escape. AKA dick hole.

Jon: "This one time, I was fucking this bitch, and her pussy juice got all up in mah dick slit."

dick slit by Paige R January 25, 2008

Dick-Waffle 

A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.

"hey wake u...."

"FUCK OFF WHY CANT U LEAVE ME ALONE"

"wow, don't be such a dick-waffle!"

Dick-Waffle by sluttymuffin123 February 21, 2014