shit water 

“Shit water” is water that someone has shit in. Typically this water is from the toilet.

Bob: Dude, that sucked… I just got shit water all over my ass!

John: What!

Bob: Yeah. I was just in the bathroom taking a shit and the explosion caused the shit water to fly all over my ass!

shit water by 4035 September 15, 2006

australian water bomb 

when you do a chick and you forget the condom is on after and you take a piss in the condom

bill:sorry about the mess on your toilet seat
Fred:dude what the fuck where you doing
Bill: i did an australian water bomb

australian water bomb by Luves_2_spooge May 11, 2009

White water jizz 

The action of a girl pressing her boobs tightly together, while a guy explosively cums on the crack, creating a rapid flow of cum, often looking like white water rapids.

Last night I white water jizzed on ma hoe, she loved it.

White water jizz by Dr. Schwartz May 20, 2017

Spanner Water 

Very cold water that your about to go for a swim in.
Named so as it 'tightens your nuts.'

John: So what was the water like?
Frank: *shivering* Its spanner water mate
John: *goes to get towel*

Spanner Water by <<<SexyAlexy>>> December 24, 2005

Vodka Water 

Mixed drink consisting of only vodka and water. Can also be made with tonic instead of regular water. Very low calorie therefore making it one of the healthiest mixed drinks you could have and a favorite of white girls everywhere.

Shelby's on a diet so shes only drinking vodka waters tonight.

Vodka Water by Florida bitch November 16, 2013

too much water 

Bad, underrated or received much hate. From an IGN review about Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire describing it to be "too much water" because they think it's bad.

Person 1: What do you think about Justin Bieber's new music video "Baby?"
Person 2: It's too much water.
Person 1: Hey!

too much water by Ipsylon December 12, 2014

I'd drink her bath water! 

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

dude#1:"Did you see Jessica Alba yesterday on the MTV Music Video Awards? She's so hot! I'd love to hit that!"

dude#2:"Hell ya! I'd drink her bath water!!!"

I'd drink her bath water! by StuckNIndiana June 28, 2006