Not really a virgin at all. Mary and Joseph were dry humping and a little got on her cooter.... BAM! Then you have little tiny baby Jesus....
by 4035 January 17, 2008
Bob: Dude, that sucked… I just got shit water all over my ass!
John: What!
Bob: Yeah. I was just in the bathroom taking a shit and the explosion caused the shit water to fly all over my ass!
John: What!
Bob: Yeah. I was just in the bathroom taking a shit and the explosion caused the shit water to fly all over my ass!
by 4035 September 15, 2006