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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
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Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chode 

The bestest friend in the whole wide world. This is a person who will be there for you no matter what. She is a person that you would end up in jail with, but it would be so worth it. This kind of person isn't the best speller, but she tries hard and that's good. She laughs at all you're terrible jokes and you can tell each other anything. I love yoouuuu lizard breath!!!!!!
That girl is such a Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chode and it's awesome

jizzillion 

A jizzillion has so damn many numbers you cum your pants.
jizzillion by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011

none of your Jizzness 

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.
John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!
"I found my brother's jizzue on the ground, disgusting!"
Jizzue by Dr. Splat February 2, 2017

Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs 

When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.
After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.