schlockdown

Period of time characterised by acute perpetual inebriation brought on by successive COVID lockdowns.

Husband : “Morning darling, are we drinking the Beaujolais or the Soave today? ”
Wife: “Do think it’s ok to be drinking at 11am every day?”
Husband:”Of course it is, we’re in a schlockdown”

by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021

splocker

Another name for a fart

My sister just splockered and cleared a room

by Splocker May 6, 2021

Shlocking

Shlocking is the act of putting a lock in a sock and hitting someone with it.

I'm gonna go shlocking wanna come?

by CockShlocker6000 July 27, 2021

Shlock

Shlock ~ shemale cock.

"Holy shit she's got a cock!"
"No bro, it's called shlock and it's colossal"

by Hemuli November 4, 2021

slock em

shoot or spear an animal, primarily in hunting.

Tim wells once said, slock em.

by TimWellsEnthusiast November 21, 2021

Shlock

When a person who is usually lucid is confused.

Remember Sherlock's Shlock phase in The Hounds of Baskerville episode?

by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022

Schocking

Sarcastic way of saying shocking.

1:"1+1=2 yk?"
2:"Oh WoW hOw ScHoCkInG"

by MB's bf April 13, 2022