Keelan

An absolute sexy lad with a giant penis

Wow that’s guys such a Keelan. I wish I was him.

by Keelan-2 March 23, 2021

Keelynn

A really beautiful, amazing, loyal, intelligent, humble girl who has an amazing soul. Who owns the heart, mind, body, and soul of a man who couldn't live without her

Wow, Keelynn you are my heart and soul. I will love you till the day I die. You are my better half.

by SemperDie November 5, 2010

Keely

A fuckn sexy girl who everyone loves and every boy loves her and wants to marry her.

Random 1: OMG! Is that Keely?!?
Random 2: oh yes! She's like the hottest girl on the block!
Random 1: no! She's the hottest girl in the world!

by I don't know who I am... sorry January 4, 2018

keeley

she is a outgoing awesome person she will always make you smile she can be super ditsy sometimes but if you have the chance to love her you will not regret it. most important she is a family person and she is very beautiful . fellas she also has a big booty

guy: your beautiful
keeley: nah but my booty big
guy: yeah that too

by keeley dieter March 15, 2018

Keelan

A big white muscular man who doesn't abuse steroids.He has a girlfriend so fuck off Caitlin,Sadie,Isla and any other turtles.

Keelan is mine,back the fuck off.

by Mynameisdanielleimsuperfit October 12, 2019

Keelan

The literal definition of Keelan is actually petty. But you can look into Keelan further than that. Besides being petty, Keelan is also very self centered and thinks he is the best at absolutely everything. But, in fact, he is shit.

Due to his huge ego, Keelans generally go for Sophie girls. Since the name is so absurd and retarded, it is likely that you will only meet one Keelan throughout your life.

Guy 1: Why did we let Keelan on the football team? He's shit!
Guy 2: Because he told us that he could play football just like Ronaldo!
Guy 3: Yeah...and also he said he would block us on every social media if we didn't.

by Ryedale Roasts February 1, 2017

Kegel Exerciser

A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...

Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A dildo?

Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.

Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.

Fern: ... you didn't...

by goatonwire June 2, 2009